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Let’s turn your emailsâď¸Â
into Goldmine…
If Your Emails Arenât Making Money, Theyâre Costing You Money
Your list is sitting there, collecting dust. You send emails, but crickets. No opens. No clicks. No sales.
Hereâs the brutal truth: Weak emails donât just waste time they leave millions on the table.
At Magnetic Mails, we donât âwrite emails.â We engineer revenue streams.
đ§˛Magnetic Mails:
Let’s turn your emailsâď¸Â
into Goldmine…
If Your Emails Arenât Making Money, Theyâre Costing You Money
Your list is sitting there, collecting dust. You send emails, but crickets. No opens. No clicks. No sales.
Hereâs the brutal truth: Weak emails donât just waste time they leave millions on the table.
At Magnetic Mails, we donât âwrite emails.â We engineer revenue streams.
đ§˛Magnetic Mails:Let’s turn your emailsâď¸Â into Goldmine…
You ever see one of those slow-motion car crashes?
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The ones where everything happens in excruciating detail…
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The driverâs face twisting in horror.
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The coffee cup flipping through the air, the impending doom that everyone watching
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 can feel in their gut?
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Yeah. Thatâs your business right now.
Your sales are in free fall.
Your customers are ghosting you harder than a bad Tinder date.
 And your email list? Itâs sitting there, rotting
 like an abandoned fridge full of expired
 yogurt.
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 Meanwhile your  competition- You know,
 the guy who still thinks âLOLâ stands for,
âLots of Loveâ and couldnât  sell a bottle
 of water to a man on fire
 is out here crushing it…
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Why?
Because his emails work.
And yours?
Your emails have the persuasive power of a soggy napkin.
Youâve tried, though. Oh, youâve tried.
You watched some âguruâ on
YouTube preach about the, importance of email marketing.
You sent out a few half-hearted newsletters with subject lines like âOur March Updates!â (ZzzzzâŚ).
And waited.
And⌠nothing. Not a single sale. Not even a pity click.
Your emails landed in inboxes with the grace of a brick through a windowâexcept instead of making an impact, they got ignored faster than a telemarketer call during dinner.
And then⌠the death blow.
Your best client, the one who used to throw money at you like a drunk millionaire at a Vegas casino, sends you a polite little email:
“Hey! Weâre going to try out [Your Biggest Rival] instead. Their emails are just⌠I donât know, better? Anyway, take care!”
Take. Care.
Thatâs corporate breakup language. Thatâs client divorce papers in two words.
And now, my friend, you have a choice.
A.) Keep watching your business crumble like a stale cookie.
B.) Let me step in and turn this dumpster fire around.
Because while your competitors are out here printing money with killer email sequences, Iâm the guy who writes them.
I turn inboxes into cash-spewing ATMs.
I make emails so damn persuasive they hypnotize people into buying.
I write subject lines that demand to be opened.
I craft stories that latch onto the brain like a catchy songâexcept instead of âBaby Shark,â itâs your offer, replaying in their heads until they have to buy.
And your customers? Theyâll start looking at you like the messiah of their inbox.
So whatâs it gonna be?
Option A: Keep pretending email doesnât matter and let your business circle the drain.
Option B: Let me rewrite your emails and turn your list into a money-printing beast.
đ¨ Snag your spot NOW before your competitors steal it.
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Your emails are out there begging for attention like a street performer with no talent. Letâs turn them into money-making rockstars instead. Click below before your inbox starts sending YOU to spam! đ
Snag Your SpotWhatsapp"Before we get into business, Ever wonder how someone trades a âstableâ engineering career for the thrilling world of writing emails? No? Well, Iâm telling you anywayâŚ"
Meet ME đ : The Engineer Who Chose Violence Against Boring Copy
Hey, Iâm Alwaz. (Yes the one in the picture)đđđ¤Ł
Once, I was an engineer. A real one. The kind who solved equations, fixed problems, and pretended to enjoy it.
For years, I sat in front of soulless blueprints, crunched numbers, and wrote technical reports that nobody but a sleep-deprived project manager would ever read.
Life was stable. Predictable. And about as exciting as watching paint dry in slow motion.
Then one day, I stumbled upon a terrifying realization:
Companies are out here making millions just by sending emails.
Not by inventing the next iPhone. Not by working 80-hour weeks. Just by stringing together a few words in a way that makes people pull out their wallets.
I had spent years mastering systems, calculations, and logic. But what I had ignoredâwhat most businesses ignoreâwas the power of words.
So I made a decision:
I traded my engineering career for persuasion.
I dove headfirst into copywritingâspecifically email copywritingâand studied it like my life depended on it. (Because it kinda did.)
I learned how to turn words into cash.
How to make emails that donât just sit there collecting digital dustâŚ
But instead, slap people awake, make them laugh, and then make them buy.
Now?
Now I help businesses who are bleeding money because their emails suck.
If your emails are getting ignored, I fix that.
If your open rates are flatter than hospital EKGs, I fix that.
If your emails sound like they were written by a corporate zombie, I absolutely fix that.
Because in business, boring emails donât just get ignored⌠they cost you money.
And I hate seeing businesses lose money.
Thatâs why I do what I do.
So if youâre tired of sending emails that no one reads⌠if you want emails that command attention, spark curiosity, and drive salesâletâs talk.
Because lifeâs too short for boring emails. And I donât write them.
So What are you waiting for đ
"Burned a fortune learning copyânow my words mint $money$đ¸đĽ "
I didnât have a mentor. No wise old man whispering ancient copy secrets into my ear. No underground email dojo where I learned to write subject lines so sharp they could cut glass.
Nope. I had something far worse.
I had⌠myself.
Imagine a guy locked in a dimly lit room, surrounded by crumpled-up drafts, muttering like a mad scientist. That was me. A lunatic who spent countless nights dissecting emails like a serial killer studying anatomy textbooks.
Every bad email I wrote? A stab wound to my dignity.
Every dud subject line? A slap from reality itself.
Every conversion rate that tanked? A reminder that the gods of marketing were laughing at me.
But I kept going. Because deep down, I knewâeither I crack this, or I stay stuck in the soul-sucking abyss of mediocrity forever.
And then, after enough mental breakdowns to last a lifetime⌠I cracked it.
But of course, I didnât just learn from myself. I also had the privilege of learning from some of the best in the game:
These legends shaped my skills, refined my strategies, and turned me into a conversion-obsessed email mercenary.
So yeah⌠I may have started as a raving lunatic. But now? Now Iâm the guy businesses call when theyâre bleeding money and need a copywriter who can stop the hemorrhaging.
Ready to let me do the same for you?
The âAre You Freakinâ Kidding Me?â Offer
You ever seen a goldfish try to climb a tree? Thatâs most businesses trying to sell without good emails. Itâs sad. Itâs embarrassing. Itâs⌠a slow, painful death.
But hey, youâre smarter than that. You know that emails arenât just words on a screenâtheyâre virtual sales assassins that can turn ice-cold leads into die-hard fans.
So hereâs the deal:
Weâll write emails that command attention, whisper sweet nothings into your readerâs subconscious, and squeeze sales out of inboxes like a pickpocket in Times Square.
And if our emails donât make you more money (or at least make you say, âHoly sh*t, that was worth itâ)âweâll rewrite them for FREE until they do.
No excuses. No refunds. Just emails so damn good, your competitors will cry in the shower.
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Claim your unfair advantage before we come to our senses.
Frequently Asked Questions
We write emails that seduce inboxes and squeeze sales out of thin air. No fluff, no corporate snooze-festâjust emails that make you money.
 If your business has customers, we can write for it. But we specialize in eCommerce, SaaS, coaching, and info products.
Nope. We also craft high-converting landing pages, sales pages, website copy, Amazon & Shopify product descriptions, and YouTube scripts.
Pricing depends on your needs, but letâs just sayâbad copy costs you way more than we do. Fill out the form, and let’s chat.
Faster than your competition can say, “Wait, we need better emails.” Typically, 3-5 business days per project
Absolutely. Welcome sequences, abandoned cart emails, sales campaignsâyou name it, we write it.
We tweak it until you do. But considering we write with data, persuasion, and a dash of hypnotic magic, you probably wonât need many tweaks.
We donât do âmehâ copy, and we donât do refunds. We do results.
Click that juicy reach now ticker below and letâs turn your emails into a 24/7 sales machine.
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HOW IT WORKS
(A.K.A. How We Turn Your Emails Into a Money-Printing Machine)